And although what you are about to read is a work of fiction, it should never the less be played at maximum volume. In other words - yes, they're real, no, none of this has happened and I don't really know how they all swing.

In which stories are written about the cast of the Lord of the Rings movie.

In which stories are written about the members of *Nsync.

Megolas is also one half of the crack-addled writing duo otherwise known as Marymeg. The stories can be found here at Monkeycrack, Inc. Fear us.